"SANDRA'S SILVER STACKERS" by (me!) sandra, tvgp
i'm always so torn between sharing the type of fantasies my handsome prince would like to hear vs. the kind of fantasies i actually have
so.. picture me then wearing something super sexy. give me a sultry voice. play some strip tease music in the background
as i strut my stuff into the patent attorney's office
"got another great idea," i say all sexy like
"what is it this time?"
"well.. it involves silver. not gold but silver" i say, "like these earrings" /and i take off my earrings and set them on his desk.
then of course, i'm supposed to sit on his desk, with my legs crossed -at first.
"and like this.." and i pull a silver spoon out from between my massive cleavage. slowly of course, and set it on his desk
"and like this.." and i pull a silver fork from a holster i have riding on my hip /sexy john wayne like...
spin it around like a gun, then place it down on his desk
"and this" i say in my deepest whisper. and move close so i'm deep whispering directly in his ear
part my legs slightly
"and this..." pull a knife from the holster on the other side. lick it up and down both sides.
place it on the desk
"and since you couldn't talk write now even if you wanted to..." i whisper in his ear
"i'm going to take full and complete advantage of this opportunity to..."
and i really sexily come down off his desk
***
walk around to the other side. scoot all the silverware together. pull out a napkin. and begin:
"now. i rolled silverware at amelias. now i'm rollin' silverware at the marriott. here's the thing:
you put the knife down on the bottom. fork in the middle. spoon on top. -write. (like this/show example)
-k. and then you have to kind of pinch it together with your fingers and hold it in place, while you grab the napkin and prepare to fold and roll the silverware inside
you paying attention? good. -because, might seem too obvious at first, but -see. if you let go of the silverware for even a second, it all kinda spills -falls over. and you have to re-stack the silverware and start over
only a couple seconds and not laborious, i know. i know. BUT!!
IF the silverware was designed to stack in the first place -the same way we have stackable drawers, say...
wa laa!
who knows how many cafeterias, hotels, restaurants, cafe's around the globe are stacking silverware that is not, at the present time designed to be stacked
with just the slightest knotch here and there designed into the handles....
wa laa! -what shall i name it? "silver stackers!" let's make that, "sandra's silver stackers"
stackable silverware. design patent. get to work.
"what do you mean, how am i going to pay you?"
"i don't have money you idiot. i have profitable ideas. -on commission, of course."
posted by SHE @ 9:55 AM
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