Monday, April 30, 2012

"SANDRA'S SILVER STACKERS" by (me!) sandra, tvgp



i'm always so torn between sharing the type of fantasies my handsome prince would like to hear vs. the kind of fantasies i actually have

so..   picture me then wearing something super sexy.  give me a sultry voice.   play some strip tease music in the background

as i strut my stuff into the patent attorney's office

"got another great idea,"  i say all sexy like

"what is it this time?"

"well..   it involves silver.  not gold but silver"  i say,   "like these earrings"    /and i take off my earrings and set them on his desk.

then of course, i'm supposed to sit on his desk, with my legs crossed   -at first.

"and like this.."     and i pull a silver spoon out from between my massive cleavage.  slowly of course, and set it on his desk

"and like this.."  and i pull a silver fork from a holster i have riding on my hip     /sexy john wayne like...

spin it around like a gun, then place it down on his desk

"and this"  i say in my deepest whisper.     and move close so i'm deep whispering directly in his ear

part my legs slightly

"and this..."     pull a knife from the holster on the other side.     lick it up and down both sides.

place it on the desk

"and since you couldn't talk write now even if you wanted to..."   i whisper in his ear

"i'm going to take full and complete advantage of this opportunity to..."


and i really sexily come down off his desk

***

walk around to the other side.   scoot all the silverware together.  pull out a napkin.   and begin:

"now.  i rolled silverware at amelias.    now i'm rollin' silverware at the marriott.   here's the thing:

you put the knife down on the bottom.  fork in the middle.  spoon on top.   -write.    (like this/show example)

-k.    and then you have to kind of pinch it together with your fingers and hold it in place, while you grab the napkin and prepare to fold and roll the silverware inside

you paying attention?  good.    -because, might seem too obvious at first, but   -see.  if you let go of the silverware for even a second, it all kinda spills   -falls over.  and you have to re-stack the silverware and start over

only a couple seconds and not laborious, i know.  i know.   BUT!!

IF the silverware was designed to stack in the first place   -the same way we have stackable drawers, say...

wa laa!

who knows how many cafeterias, hotels, restaurants, cafe's around the globe are stacking silverware that is not, at the present time designed to be stacked

with just the slightest knotch here and there designed into the handles....

wa laa!      -what shall i name it?      "silver stackers!"    let's make that,  "sandra's silver stackers"

stackable silverware.  design patent.     get to work.

"what do you mean, how am i going to pay you?"

"i don't have money you idiot.   i have profitable ideas.     -on commission, of course."

Thursday, April 26, 2012

HUMAN CONTAINERS CONTAIN WHAT? by (me!) sandra, tvgp

again... not sayin' anythin' new here    -just validating.  comtemplating.    spirit vs. flesh.

for several years now, my brother has been tellin' me,  "when i look in the mirror, i see a 47 year old (48, now 49),  -but i feel the same INSIDE   -i feel inside like i did when i was 20...

and with great humor, ray orrock, wrote about his theory,  (i'm doing this from memory/book is in a box in the garage):  that everyone stays 19 years old inside...   stops at around 19, while their body marches on...

and i have a similar experience    -46 on the outside...   but my appearance/chronological age feels different on the inside
   today, inside i feel younger/stronger than my outside.   but there were times in the past, my outside appeared younger/stronger than i felt inside

point is:   there is an actual disconnect we can experience, isn't there...   from our human containers; and what it is they contain.    -sometimes, the two exist in harmony    -i am 5 years old; i look and feel 5 years old

and sometimes...    one quite ahead or behind the other.  

fascinating isn't it.

i agree with everyone who says "we are spiritual beings having a human experience"    -not the other way around.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

QUITE CLEVER, OUR GOD by (me!) sandra, tvgp

no one is more aware than me, that i'm not saying anything new here.

but because my experience can serve to validate everyone who has said the same thing before me

and who will continue to share this same story in the future

it is worth my sharing it with you:

i was a slave to many things:
the opinions of others
vanity
success
nicotine
calorie counting
fear
exercise
shame
prescription drugs
insecurities.
./. i'm sure the list can be longer

point is: through prayer, and with God's love, i slowly was liberated from each of these things
and became instead a slave to God
but have never felt so free

this experience, this freedom, this liberty, this joy, this peace,
his amazing Grace
is available to every human being.

     -if you'll do what you can do. he'll do what you can't do. if you invite him in and surrender
glory is yours. contagious glory! and picture a world where glory is spread from person to person to person...

hallelujah & amen!