inbetween customers... (me!) sandra, tvgp
"okay... yes, thank you... you be sure and have a nice day..."***
Stephen Colbert: "... that was something we didn't know... and how 'bout foreign languages.. do you speak any other languages?"
(me!): "Itchi gitchi ya ya da da. Itchi gitchi ya ya here. Mocha-choca-lata ya ya.
and, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir.... " but that's about it."
Stephen Colbert.. /laughs.. "that's all you need to know... actually... but do you have any idea what that means..?"
(me!): " no, I can't actually translate; I can only interpretative dance. actually... my special skill is being able to speak two different English Languages..
Stephen Colbert: /lifting only one eyebrow.. "okay.. let's here it..."
(me!): "well, it is very obvious to me, that intelligence and comedy are two of your God-given gifts..
-that's Christian~ese...
and, then..
it is very obvious, that in the before of some gazillion rotations of the earth ... when two forces manifested out of nowhere, and happen to collide, despite infinite space, at the exact speed and gforce necessary for some kind of random big bang to happen that would ultimately create organized universes, galaxies.. and result eventually in human life.. -that, skip, skip, skip to my you... the entire series of events, made it so that when your parents united... -that unique set of x's, oh's and y-nots made you somehow highly intelligent, handsome and funny
that's secular~ese."
***
next customer... "hi, how are you today...
posted by SHE @ 9:28 AM
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