tips for stalking former lovers -from (me!) sandra, tvgp
if youve read me for any length of time you know.. i was born without a GPS inside my brain.. the kind that helps you orient yourself, and distinguish between north, south, west, east.. left, write.. and.. which way did I go again when I found this bathroom? -and how do i get back?
but im telling you... even though its been like, a million years, since ive been to keith's house..
i think i have a gps for that! /or, rather, if we want to reference from prior post: ..for THAT.
Stalking tips: -you will not need a GPS, paper map, or to ask for any directions.. just follow your broken heart.
you do need: reliable stalking transportation, 1/2 tank gas.. binoculars..
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he's been trying to lure me back in..
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"what are you wearing?"
"my sexy happy giraffe pajamas...
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turns out,
.. not much has changed...
posted by SHE @ 8:44 AM
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