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"HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY! BLOGGERMAN" from (me!), or SHE...~s.c.

an encore posting in honor of LEONARD STEGMANN'S -60TH!?!- BIRTHDAY, jan 6th, 2013.

 originally posted 04/27/2009:

 A THANK YOU POST FOR LEONARD STEGMANN from (me!), (she!)

 i heretofore would like to creatively thank leonard stegmann for reposting the bright red spot between my eyebrows

 by writing new lyrics to billy joel's famous hit song, "the piano man"

 feel free to grab a beer for breakfast and sing along

 "it's five o’clock on what~ever day
the regular crowd’s all logged in
 & there’s squidmann posting just for me
cut n’ pastin’ again and again

i said, squid, can you repost that story?
 i'm not really sure how it goes
 but it's funny and sweet and i read it complete
 ~ spit coffee all over my clothes

 la la la, de de da, la la, de de da, da da...

spin us a tale, you’re the blogger man
post us a good one tonight
'cuz we’re all in the mood for a laugh or two
~ & your woe’s get us feelin’ alright

now most in the sphere, they are friends of mine
we all share our stories for free
we love a good joke
 ~laugh, drink n’ choke
and there’s no place that we’d rather be

 we say, squidmann, your stories are killing us!
you’re a gift to the sub~human race
& we’re sure that you would be a rich man

oh! la la la, de de da, la la, de de da, da dum

now squid, he’s an american blogumnist
 loves the Beatles, the movies, his wife
he stopped bloggin’ like crazy,
but don’t call him lazy
 he can cut, paste and repost for life

and she, she’s the pre~famous writeous mom
wearing her dreams up her sleeves
fell from the ladder of success 3 times
but just keeps wipin’ the dirt from her knees

spin us a tale, you’re the blogger man
post us a good one tonight
 ‘cuz we’re all in the mood for a laugh or two
~ & your woe’s get us feelin’ alright

it's another great day in the blogosphere
 “let’s post!” she says with a smile
 'cuz we need to connect, let humor protect
our brains from real life for a while

squiddy, you’re my favorite blogger man
 i thank God our lives have crossed path
we need bread in our jars, and gas in our cars
so, “dear Lord,
may we get paid to make people laugh!”

oh!, la la la, de de da, la la, de de da, da dum..

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AND! performed for his birthday in 2011. -this thing doesn't seem to want me to link it for your convenience... but type "bloggerman, debra knox" in the search bar at youtube.

posted by SHE @ 9:25 AM