R.S.V.P. NO TO GOLDEN GATE'S 75TH BIRTHDAY PARTY from (me!) sandra, tvgpmy handsome prince of great sexiness mentioned to me the upcoming celebration of the golden gate bridge's 75th birthday.
i'm going to r.s.v.p. no thank you.
remember how i told you all human editors pale in comparison to father time. how, if you wait long enough (in this case, 25 years), your 1000 page trauma will turn into mere bullet points:
i was at the 50th anniversary of the golden gate bride in san francisco.
i was trapped.
i was terrified.
i was so crammed by people that at one point i just swayed in place about 2" above ground.
i made it out alive. thank you Jesus!
golden gate's 50th anniversary.