Monday, April 27, 2009

A THANK YOU POST FOR LEONARD STEGMANN from (me!), (she!)

i heretofore would like to creatively thank leonard stegmann for reposting the bright red spot between my eyebrows by writing new lyrics to billy joel's famous hit song, "the piano man"
feel free to grab a beer for breakfast and sing along
"it's five o’clock on what~ever day
the regular crowd’s all logged in
& there’s squidmann posting just for me
cut n’ pastin’ again and again

i said, squid, can you repost that story?
i'm not really sure how it goes
but it's funny and sweet and i read it complete
~ spit coffee all over my clothes


la la la, de de da, la la, de de da, da da...

spin us a tale, you’re the blogger man
post us a good one tonight
'cuz we’re all in the mood for a laugh or two
~ & your woe’s get us feelin’ alright

now most in the sphere, they are friends of mine
we all share our stories for free
we love a good joke ~laugh, drink n’ choke
and there’s no place that we’d rather be

we say, squidmann, your stories are killing us!
you’re a gift to the sub~human race
& we’re sure that you would be a rich man

if not for that angry red spot on your face


oh! la la la, de de da, la la, de de da, da dum

now squid, he’s an american blogumnist
loves the Beatles, the movies, his wife
he stopped bloggin’ like crazy, but don’t call him lazy
he can cut, paste and repost for life

and she, she’s the pre~famous writeous mom
wearing her dreams up her sleeves
fell from the ladder of success 3 times
but just keeps wipin’ the dirt from her knees


spin us a tale, you’re the blogger man
post us a good one tonight
‘cuz we’re all in the mood for a laugh or two
~ & your woe’s get us feelin’ alright

it's another great day in the blogosphere
“let’s post!” she says with a smile
'cuz we need to connect, let humor protect
our brains from real life for a while
squiddy, you’re my favorite blogger man
i thank God our lives have crossed path
we need bread in our jars, and gas in our cars
so, “dear Lord,

may we get paid to make people laugh!”

oh!, la la la, de de da, la la, de de da, da dum..

2 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, Blogger Dogmom said...

put a smile on my face from ear to ear! i simply love it! :)
then...an added bonus...i had a mysterious surprise on my doorstep this morning...a package....hmmmm. what could it be, i ask? a very suspicious package...half moon bay?? who do i know in half moon bay? i couldn't believe it...i was so thrilled...not one, not two, but all three leonard stegmann books. you are INCREDIBLE! a wonderful surprise, i have to say! THANK YOU!! from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU!!....you really throw me for a loop sometimes...you know you have more of your mom in you than you realize~ :) that was the sweetest surprise....i just can't get over it!
love you! see you friday...sue-sue

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger SHE said...

sue~sue: thank you! -and so glad to know the books arrived

my thank you for helping with cute, crazy, bear

i think you'll find leonard's sense of humor is a lot like my dad and brother's

and refreshing that the world hasn't politically-corrected them to death

and i smiled big to read i have my mom in me..

true story. -great role model.

love you! thank you! ~s.

 

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