I am a career coach for criminals.. (Me!) Sandra, tvgp
Welcome to my class. I am a career coach for criminals; specifically: rapists.
There are pre-requisites for attending my class today; optional/recommended readings; not mandatory, but please..
You will gain much more, much faster, if you first read:
SHE-ROES of Pleasanton.. A blog i wrote and posted in september of 2008. -just type those words in the search bar: SHE-ROES of pleasanton.. Read it in its entirity. Re-read the last few paragraphs a few times..
And also, it would benefit you enormously, if your career choice is to be a rapists, -well, you should absolutely read my story titled, Tri-Valley Haven's Candle Light Walk, pg 156, in my book titled, Eat, Write & Exercise..
You will find this very encouraging..
Not to mention.. And again, this is all optional, not mandatory, but.. You really should read, or at least peruse, Former President Jimmy Carters book, a call to action..
If you put all this together.. You will quickly realize, that when it comes to reaching your highest potential in a life of crime and evil..
Being a rapist.. This is where you stand the highest chance of succeeding.
-bank robbers... Not so much. -may i invite you also to read my bank robbery story entitled, Shady Characters.. But i digress..
My point is.. When it comes to crimes.. When it comes to succeeding as a criminal.. Well, a key factor, no matter what, is:
Not getting caught.
Please raise your hand if you would like to get caught and have to go to jail...
See! Not one of you raised your hand. In order to be successful.. In fact, the very way to determine whether you are a successful criminal or not.. Is almost entirely based on that very thing:
If you get caught... No passing grade. Big fat "F"
If however.. You never get caught... A+!
So, let us look then, at where you stand your highest chance of earning that A+...
White collar crimes... Not so much. See all the newspaper clippings i have hanging here... Jail time. Oh! They swindled money here, and lied to get money over there.. But, MONEY! Well, people are not very tolerant when it comes to losing money..
The outcry! The rage! Honey.. You can get an entire police force plus the FBI and six underground vigilante agencies on your side if the crime involves money..
There are successful money thieves out there for sure.. But statistically speaking.. Many eventually get caught.
- even little crimes.. For rookies.. I mean, just try selling cigarettes to a kid under 18.. "Sting!". Big fine.. You just never know when a 22 year old undercover cop is posing as a sophmore in high school..
Look at these reports over here... Selling alcohol or tabacco to minors.. Its just not the type of crime you want to get in to.. Its like sting operation city..
Stealing from inside cars, houses, businesses... While this can be lucrative for some.. Check out this graph..
Cameras, witnesses, -no one hesitates to report these crimes, like, -ever. I wouldnt really be doing my job write..
As a career coach for criminals, if i sent you in that direction... Not a very good return on investment...
What you want to do and be, if you are looking into a life of crime..
Is a rapist.
I mean.. Just look at these stats! Un-fucking-believable! The chance that anyone will report you... Its like next to zero!
The chance you'll get caught..
The chance anyone will mention..
The chance you'll get taken to court...
The chance youll be actually sentenced and found guilty if you do ever go to court...
My God! My God! It is a great time to be a rapist.
posted by SHE @ 9:59 AM
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"Yes.. The "what to wear if youre a rapist" class/coaching session has been cancelled.
Apparently masks or any need to disguise yourself is no longer necessary
Your victims can know you by name, by face.. They can know your height, weight, and address even..And still..
Chances are very low that they will report you or turn you in.
From everything ive read, this is especially true on college campuses and within the military..
If you are looking for low-to-no risk of getting caught
And what rapist doesnt look for low-to-know risk..
Then as your coach.. Im obligated to share with you, -Thats where all graphs and statistics tell you you should be..
You have entered the life of crime and evil at the best possible time..
No masks necessary; carte branche on college campuses and in the military..
.. Look for places like that..
Where reputations and financial resources are at stake..
Rape away..
Society has practically custom created an environment just for you..
Please join me for my next class titled, "mom & dad... Slow down"
Where we will discuss what it really means when a college claims to have a low crime rate..
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