Password Protection for Auto & Biographers as considered by (me!) sandra, tvgp
honestly...of the top things that bring me dread and misery: having to create new user id's & passwords. -my favorite example is here:
but, even since then, the amount of user id's and passwords I've had to constantly come up with... staggeringly ridiculous
and we can no longer use the same one, because the criteria keeps changing [requirement for # of characters + a number + special character, etc.]
so then they added on: security questions
security questions, in theory..
/please DO NOT TELL ME HOW MUCH THESE PROGRAMMERS GET PAID
security questions in theory, are supposed to include questions/answers ONLY the person creating the account will know
it is obvious to me, thus far
that all security question programmers creating these security questions...
well,
they work for the enemy.
there has not been ONE!
not ONE question asked on these online forms, that cannot be researched and found in under 10 minutes for anyone who has even a 10 page biography written by or about them
so,
what fun I had recently when my son needed some of the answers to these TOP SECRET QUESTIONS:
my favorite poet?
really?!?
I've written a play that was performed on stage! KISSIN' THE CHOCOLATE BLUES -there are articles in newspapers... it can't be more public -how on God's good green earth did this become a SECURITY QUESTION?
if someone/anyone has a FAVORITE POET... that is definitely not something people keep secret..
or, wait a minute..
maybe this explains the unpopularity of poems, poets and poetry circles... has it in fact, all gone underground? hush/hush... we are supposed to keep our favorite poet....
secret? -between just us... God, and the online security question world?
but, I had great fun sharing this with my son, because he had written about it himself:
shhhhh,
don't tell anyone though, ok..
and,
my elementary school?!?
a SECURITY QUESTION?!?
I had no idea I promise you,
on every casual conversation throughout my entire life
on every first date,
with every new co-worker,
really?!? is a person's elementary school
which is most likely..um,
within the geographic location of where they spent their life age 5.. through 12...
TOP SECRET
again,
HOW ON GOD'S GOOD GREEN EARTH DID YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BECOME A TOP SECURITY QUESTION?
so,
you are about to gain access to my personal bank account
and all,
I don't know,
$25 I might currently have in it
/until I go to MICHAELS
oh! FAVORITE CRAFT STORE.. darn it! I just accidentally revealed another potentially top secret question/answer..
anyway,
I will reveal here
but only and exclusively to my blog readers:
/which really are top secret, by the way..
but,
here you go:
my elementary school:
where I was secretly
THE PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL
***
and,
so, the list of question/answers of these websites where I already have a unique user name & password
well,
it's really only the wealthy autobiographers/or anyone with a biography written about them that really need to worry
and good thing Ray Orrock is already in heaven
I know everything about him from his newspaper columns
and good thing
well,
I guess young people don't read much in detail anymore
or talk in detail
or why else would they come up with such pathetic security questions to begin with?
***
/I have three tattoos
but I have no $
so,
what you have to gain from (me!)
is just the pleasure of knowing.
***
extra credit: create user id, password and security questions only Jesus would create and know the answers to
hallelujah & amen
posted by SANDRA HARRISON KAY @ 10:16 AM
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