How I Lost 10 LBS in ONE DAY by (me!) sandra, tvgp
wish you could have seen their expressions.. I go, "wanna know how I lost 10 lbs in one day?"
they looked at me as if I was about to whisper a stock tip that would send them into early retirement.
I go, "I stopped carrying a purse."
/where are the drum rolls when you need them...
anyway.. as you know, its true. I no longer lug a bunch of stuff around with me everywhere I go. (See post titled: I Wanna Be Like A Man)
and I've been wondering what else I might learn from male creatures..
what I learned most recently is that I do already have the male shopping gene. MSG.
how do I know? if I've never actually been tested? -fair question, fair question.
-but its the same way I know I'm part Irish (i love beer + poetry) and part Italian (my hands go everywhere when I talk or dance..)
I'm a very observant person. -that's all you really need. -skip the blood tests, -look for patterns:
I.e., there was just the other day a husband and wife shopping for a new couch.
husband: looks great, let's load it in the truck and go.
wife: let's think about it, measure it, bring a sample fabric home, check some other stores..
and I just don't struggle with shopping decisions the way I see other females do; nor do I take much pleasure in the looking around..
do I like it; yes. Is it within my budget; yes. -done. Let's go..
so there you have it. I am quite obviously a part Irish, part Italian
Guy. -who happens to bleed once a month or so, and cry easily.
posted by SHE @ 6:45 AM
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