CrAzY AWeSOmE viCToRY for our Raiders! (sexy! & tops!)
1st Quarter
Sexy: " the season is already over... Vikings/Raiders curse! the whole game has already gone to shit.."
Tops (from studio 213, the next room over) "what happen..? let me come take a look at the score.."
Sexy: "they already have TWO TOUCHDOWNS.. it's over... "
Tops: "it's only 7, zero.. it's the very first quarter, they have plenty of time to turn this around."
2nd Quarter
Sexy: "Why do my teams always do better when I'm not watching?"
Tops: "I don't know baby.. but can you please leave the room then.. we need the Raiders to win.."
3rd Quarter:
Sexy: "I took off my Raider shirt.. and they seem to be doing better.."
Tops: "get naked then"
4th Quarter:
Sexy: "See.. Viking Fans.. we already know... don't get your hopes up.."
Tops: "K Sexy..all done in the studio.. i'm just gonna watch the rest of this game with you..."
Sexy: "They are already doing better... You are the good luck charm.."
Tops: "You know what happens when I give a team my undivided attention.. -write"
Sexy & Tops: "Holy... holy... A TIE!?!"
Tops: "Hurry... remind me the rules about a tie....."
Overtime:
Sexy: "No f'in way!?! It's a curse! Vikings/Raider CURSE! even when they have a chance they give it away -bastards!"
Tops: "What we need write about here... is like, a fumble, or an interception.. or the other team just needs to mess up really bad"
Sexy: "TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS!"
Tops: "SEE! I'm wearing my shirt and I'm giving them my undivided attention.."
Sexy: " ...... really?!? it's under review... they won't give it to 'em.. watch. "
Tops: " honestly..."
Sexy: "cursed."
Tops: "they still have like, 26 seconds to turn this around! don't lose your faith"
Sexy & Tops: "WHAT!?!? Oh My Good God! VICTORY RAIDERS! THAT WAS AMAZING!"
PERFECTLY CLEAN TOUCHDOWN.. NO REVIEWS... FINAL SCORE.. 33-27!"
Tops: "What a great start to the new football season... Home field advantage.. Vegas Wins.. Good thing I wore my shirt and came in here, huh..."
Sexy: "Good thing I took my shirt off, huh.."
Tops: "that's a very good thing sexy..."
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so there you have it: whatever it takes.. whatever you need to take off
"Just Win, Baby" /helmet tip to Al Davis
[ text all family/friend Raider fans.... celebrate....]
hallelujah & amen.
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