"ALOHA SQUIDMANN" from (your favorite calendar company!)
dear mr. leonard stegmann
our records show you are the most loyal customer of the naked hawaiian girl calendar.
we are happy to inform you we have returned to publishing your favorite calendar again.
due to the current state of the economy, however,
we've had to cut back on things like islands, professional photographers and exotic hawaiian models for every month of the year
but -do send us a check
please.
as you can see
this is an emergency.
posted by SHE @ 3:28 AM
6 Comments:
You are hilarious! And you're beautiful :)
i love you rach! & miss you too
I'm in love! I mean, even moreso than I was before!
I'm in love! I mean, even moreso than I already was!
I love it! Great new business idea!
squidmann: -the things i'll do for you...
because i love you write back
and now enough already! about that damn naked hawaiian girl calendar..
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miracle mom: -i just laughed and smiled to happen on november's in a word program and see you showcasing the aloha book..
talk about God's good timing..
too funny
love, ~s.
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