Wednesday, November 10, 2010

"ALOHA SQUIDMANN" from (your favorite calendar company!)

dear mr. leonard stegmann

our records show you are the most loyal customer of the naked hawaiian girl calendar.

we are happy to inform you we have returned to publishing your favorite calendar again.

due to the current state of the economy, however,

we've had to cut back on things like islands, professional photographers and exotic hawaiian models for every month of the year

but -do send us a check


as you can see

this is an emergency.